Sometimes, stories will write themselves and you will marvel at how certain people didn't die sooner. These tales will remind you that before there was the Florida Man, there was the California Man. You need an efficient team of golden-voiced, self-deprecating artists to walk you through the adventures. You need Dora to tell you where Mr. Mayhem will explore today. You need a Bear to tell you about a gorilla's dick. You need a golden-voiced host, because you're going to gloss over a lot of things otherwise and God forbid you become the subject of a future episode if you don't learn correctly!