Monopoly Star Wars

In a galaxy not far away, a little while ago, on a moon on Endor, there lived a race of ancient origins, the timelords. Frodo, an elf, lived in Camelot, a forgotten city of magic and and a mysterious force. Frodo, as the protagonist, naturally had to master this force. Yes, gravity is tough to get. Luckily, there lived a sage who was well versed in the dark arts, Sir Isaac Newton. Newton directed Frodo to the McGuffin of this story, the Three Deathly Hallows. With help from his best friend and NBA star Michael Jordan, Frodo found the Hallows and defeated the dark lord, Dark Helmet.